Orginally came from Jerry's telethon for "special" people. Which always included a retared person coming into view of the camera to get a few more dollars
mother to children misbehaving in backseat, "will you kids shut the #%$@ up, you sound like a bunch of Dysfunctional jerry kids"
When negotiating with someone, and you spend the entire time reiterating a simple perspective, and they wear you down by failing to acknowledging anything you say and bringing up things that are completely irrelevant.
That negotiation was horrendous.. I finally gave in to jerry fatigue and walked out the room.
When you bend a device specifically a phone to when it’s no longer powered on.
Who did a Jerry Rigged Everything on this phone.
A person who skirts the fine line between straight and homosexual, and knows it, but refuses to acknowledge it to any of his friends.
Dude, Benny is being such a fucking Jerry Sandal right now... When will he ever come out of the god damn closet?
When a girl sits on your lap and busts out a big hot fart.
My girlfriend and I were at the bar and my girlfriend gave me a mushroom jerry and I felt the rumble.
When a woman has a sexual interest in a older man preferably 65+. Grey hair and wrinkled skin are a must.
Girl 1: Omg you won’t believe who Amy is sleeping with! Girl 2: Who? Girl 1:Well let’s just say she has a Jerry Care fetish. Girl 2: Omg that’s disgusting!!
To attach, whether by tying down or other means, one object to another in order to increase the object's function and/or mobility.
This term's origins can be traced back to World War II and the use of Jerry cans by American troops.
Jerry cans were attached to GI "jeeps" using straps, tie downs and/or other improvised means; hence the term "Jerry-rig(ged)".
"Use the bungee cord to Jerry-rig this thing to that other thing and let's get out of here!"