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JCarrollism: To look ones absolute best on a 10/10 level at every social gathering, event or weekend
"Hey man you look swick".
"Thanks man, it's only jordan-carrollism".
Jordan is the type of person every Boy needs, She's funny, Smart, Kind and most of all she's absolutely stunning, Not to mention how vocally talented she is. She only has 4 moods Bored, Angry, A h-word that's not happy, and Fucking adorable. shes the type of person you look at and just think "oh what I would give to have her in my arms"
person 1: "Hey look it's Jordan (Girl)"
person 2: "God She's beautiful"
Fat jordan is a big fat dumpring who loves eating some muscularbooty with his long lanky fingers. By definition he is much fatter than fat caleb.
Is there another earthquake? Nevermind, it's just the sound of fat jordan again.
The sexiest biology teacher alive. Usually has blue eyes and sexy greasy brown hair but i want him grease and all. He’s quite tall and looks very good in edits. He looks like Liam Hemsworth and he sounds australian.
‘Jordan smith is so fit. I want him to whisper mitosis in my ear ;)’
Two people who are meant for eachother, both like memes and are sexually attracted to eachother (probably) both are lowkey retarded
Val: can jordan and alex like date already?
The bestest friends you will ever meet, they fight sometimes and they kinda act like a old marry couple but are strictly just friends. they really love each other (as friends) very very much and they tell each other everything. they talk on the phone for hours and never get bored, and they are always there for each other
Jeremiah and Jordan are the bestest friends