Kill It With Fire

When someone sees something and wants to kill it. Sometimes it's a bug. Maybe it's a joke but you already got your flamethrower

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH KILL IT WITH FIRE"
"ok"
*gets flamethrower*
"ok"
"BURNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN"
"dude it was a joke-"
"it was?"

killing the monster

Masturbating

I will be a little late, I am currently killing the monster.

Kill yourself

:D

Kill yourself is mean u want to die

Xavier: hey-
Pocky: Ugh what do u want Xavier
Xavier: i just want to say hey
Pocky: well i hate you i used u and i hope u kill yourself
Xavier: ...
Pocky: ur such a crybaby
Xavier pov: im going to kill Myself...
Pocky: Crybaby HAHAHAHHA

kill cam

when the guys ask for proof of you getting with a girl and you pull up the “kill cam”

friend one: “yo bro i got w this 10 for real. “
friend two: “ lying ass show the kill cam “
friend one: “bet dat. “

Top Kill

The term used when you've taken a crap and it clogs the toilet completely. Thus allowing now water down until the blockage is removed.

I had too much cheese pizza yesterday. I top killed the hallway bathroom. We better call a plumber.

poke and kill

When the vaccine distributor gives you a not dead version of a vaccine and it gets you sick

"Dude, I got a flu shot yesterday and I totally got a poke and kill"

killing a hawk

the act of drinking a 40oz of beer, preferably hurricanes, that are not smashed over the head of an Artz.

also see: Killing birds or birding or Artz

Let's get a case of 40's and take a picture of all 3 north killing a hawk