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A scene from the 2019 movie, "Us", where a smart home speaker is unhelpful when asked to call police.
Person 1: "Ophelia, call the police!"
Ophelia: "Sure, playing Fuck The Police, by N.W.A"
Music: "Fuck the police coming straight from the underground."
A term used when someone does something extremely bad, weird, fucked up, degenerative, sexual, horny, frowned upon, or just something that makes your stomach feel like shit, or makes your heart actually fucking stop for a second because you need to catch a breath after seeing what bullshit someone posts or say. This term can also be used on sexual messages, if someone is being weird, people typically reply with "I'm calling the police" "What the fuck", and "FBI OPEN UP!". The phrase / slang "I'm calling the police" is an effective way to tell someone to shut the fuck up, and for them to reconsider their life before saying something again or to tell someone your really fucked up and need psychotic help now. The term is similar to replying the suicide hotline number "1-800-273-TALK (8255)" , to tell someone to call it, and seek mental help (since they probably do tbh).
Guy 1: What were you doing? It's been like 6 hours!.
Guy 2: Jacking off to changed rule 34.
Guy 1: I'm calling the police and the fucking FBI to throw yo horny ass in the slammer.
Guy 1: Bouta fuckin teach this degenerate nigga ass mothafucka some goddamn justice.
The normie police is a group of people that will make the internet great again. these nigga's are going to shrek all the normies that ruin your experience on the internet. they will save us all from the normies that made our lives hell.
Outsider 1: 'hey have you heard about the Isopod meme?'
Outsider 2: 'yeah, it looks like it has some great potential.'
Normie: 'hey guys rolf lmao XDDDD. have yur heard about dat boie?!?! the meme is very good and lit fam XDDD rolf lol.'
Outsider 1 and 2: 'please go away normie you're ruining our life's.'
Normie police: 'okay bitch it's time to go away you cancerous person.'
Normie: 'oh man i guess i'll go for now ;((((((.'
Outsider 1 and 2: 'oh wow, thank you Normie police.'
Normie police: 'no problem'
Governmental Police Enforcement or Patrol team who respond, and arrest Statory Rapists, Human Trafficers or Sex Violators or offenders. (Does have Undercover Units)
2 lesbians were having sex in the back of Market Basket when Catfish Police Came and arrested them.
MTV Government Police Officers who work for Nev that protect women. Their job is to locate girls who have been kidnapped or that are held hostage and send them back home safely and arrest the suspect, But they can arrest people for statutory rape, child pornography or other sex offenses if they find out.
3 years apart make CATFISH POLICE Depart
Patrol and Enforcement Police officers Hired by MTV who pursue or respond to Statutory Crime, Human Traffickers or sex violation or offenders. (Gold in the front indicates governmental access) (White in the front indicates Security or civic access) Sometimes with Nev and go undercover.
Since joe wanted to have sex with Mikayla when joes 20 and Mikayla’s 13. Catfish Police kicked open his door to his house and arrested him.
A person at costco who checks your receipt. There particularly annoying and angry
Look mom it's the receipt police about to check us to see if we stole anything! Hahhaah