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Max:my Nike socks was Gooey
DJ:did you cum in your sock again
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A disgusting apple that tastes like it has been living inside of a sock. Usually found in things like school lunches and cafeteria food.
I cant eat this, its a sock apple.
An unwanted lesion attached to one's sock, typically as a result of stepping on Floor Schmeg. Barnacle material may be composed of: pasta, lint, cracker particles, gum, cheese, mulch, pine needles, cat litter or sawdust.
My cat keeps dragging his litter through the house giving me constant cat litter sock barnacles. I might have to put Mr. Fuzzyballs down soon.
Best when they are dirty and smelly. Footfetish people will love the sight of dirty white socks
I saw my classmates dirty white socks and Got a big boner
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When u loose a sock and you have the other.. so you keep it safe incase its partner returns And you have a wee wierd collection of socks you cant throw away ; when you have that big hole or a lot of holes but you love your socks soo much that you keep them.
Poor Annie, got diagnosed with sock-holmsyndrome....people thought it was a wierd foot fettish, but its not its sock-holmsyndrom. Poor fucker- I saw her up near the park the other day begging people for a wee look at their ankles...Annie the fanny they call her now... A wee shame
Sex with socks is the most enjoyable kind of sex. It is when you wear socks while pounding ur dick into a sexy women's pussy while rubbing and squeezing her huge tits and licking them and shoving ur face into tits while drooling and enjoying the puusy
I just had amazing sex with socks with that girl (s)