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Steve the Pirate

To sodomize a member of the same or opposite sex on the beach; to insert one's penis into the rectum of another while on a sandy beach. Typically, both individuals are intoxicated. The word is a colloquilism native to the southeastern United States.

Wow, he pulled a total Steve the Pirate last night. He completely went to town with Bethany!

by TheTitanTeammate August 8, 2009

18πŸ‘ 31πŸ‘Ž


Steve Washburn

The kid that makes pretty tight youtube videos under the username of angelbelow182. He also plays the drums, plays the guitar , and sings. He is in a band called Armageddon Armistice and has a solo music project called The Chinese Rapture. He's a very pleasant person to be around.

Have you watched Steve Washburn on youtube yet?
Steve Washburn has really great youtube videos.
That Steve Washburn kid really makes me laugh.

by thedudewitdastuff May 21, 2009

4πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Steve Job

A soon-to-be released Apple product. The Steve Job, or iJob, is plugs into the usb port of a computer and acts somewhat like a combination of a mouse and a fleshlight. The Steve Job is planned for release in November 2012.

Two cores in the Steve Job deliver up to two times more power and up to seven times faster. And you’ll feel the effects. Fast. The Steve Job is quick and responsive, which makes all the difference when you’re launching browsing the web, and doing just about everything. And no matter what you’re doing, you can keep on doing it. Because the A5 chip is so power-efficient, Steve Job has outstanding battery life.

by Apple Steve Job October 13, 2011

4πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Steve Jobs

The act of committing hari kari over an announcement that results in utter disappointment and faggotry.

Bob: "Did you hear what Maria's father did last night after asshat Mr. Mcgoo asked her to marry him?"

Ben: "Herpity Derpity, why no Bob what happened!?"

Bob: "He pulled a Steve Jobs!"

by nugirt October 6, 2011

24πŸ‘ 43πŸ‘Ž


Steve McQueen

verb: sexual act involving vomiting in a woman's vagina. Can be intentional or unintentional. Bonus points if the vagina belongs to a stripper.

OMG! He pulled a Steve McQueen! I guess whiskey, cool whip, and sweaty vagina don't mix too well!

by MrDoctorDave September 13, 2009

20πŸ‘ 38πŸ‘Ž


A Steve Jobs

Occurs when several guys are gang-banging a girl at once, in multiple orifices. All at once, they pull out and cum all over her i-phone.

Me and a few bros pulled a Steve Jobs on this girl last weekend, she lost like 500,000 contacts. *high five

by Alexander Thomas Yarbrough April 16, 2008

10πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


steve job

When someone tells you or shows you something so brilliant and innovative that it almost makes you come (figuratively speaking), you just got a steve job.

Can also imply a job involving a lot of free, open innovative and creative thinking, where you get to talk about cool tech stuff and design all day.

Example 1:
John: Man, I just read and amazing innovative article on Wired Magazine. Best Steve Job ever! I totally blew my load all over my Magic Mouse!
Ben: Awesome... I came too

Example 2:
Ben: My job consists of brainstorming and innovating all day.
John: A real Steve Job?
Ben: Yes.

by Nis & Isak June 9, 2010

10πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž