angel's three-way

threesome involving either three guys or three girls only. basically just a gay threesome with no straights involved

Barbara: my new girlfriend Jessica has a girlfriend named Tiffany and we're having a sleepover
Mark: omg gurlfriend that's hot af. You're gonna be in heaven with that angel's three-way!!!

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Three car rule

The unwritten driving rule that if you're pulling up to a stoplight and right lane is empty, you are not not turning right, and the left lane has less three cars then you move over to the left lane.

This dick in front of me didn't abide by the three car rule, now I'm stuck at the longest light in the city.

Three pin reset

Term used to describe turning something on and off at the mains. Especially useful if you are an engineer and want to 'big up' your work when you have fixed a computer system or router etc.

Differs from a Two pin reset which is to turn a battery operated object on and off (like a mobile phone)

I've performed a three pin reset on your 'wireless router' sir, which seems to have cured the problem.

Your friend rings up with a problem on his PC and you recommend they do a 3 pin reset.

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three hole par

When you shag a girl in the mouth, the pussy and the arse.

He took his cock from her mouth and placed in in her pussy. After a while she said she was ready and he gave her an anal ride, completing his three hole par

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Three Bite Rule

Mom's executive order. It states that you don't leave the dinner table until you've had at least three bites of everything on your plate.

Mom - "I don't care if all of your friends are on Black Ops! You're not leaving the table until you've eaten at some of your greens!"

Son - *mumbles* "Freakin' three bite rule..."

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Three piece feed

A variation of the "Spastic Eagle", during which the "eagle" performs fellatio on all three meat-wands.

(Spastic Eagle --- One person kneeling down, giving head to one man directly infront and handjobs to two men either side)

OK, I don't remember much of last night, but I'm pretty sure you had a three piece feed

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Three Meat Treat

Also known as the "Little Caesar's Scrub Top", it is the sexual act of eating a Little Caesar's 3-meat pizza then proceeding to vomit the half-chewed, sausage-riddled mixture onto your partners chest. This is analogous to the Cosby Sweater.

Person 1: Hey man, is that a mole on your chest?
Person 2: Oh, this? Nope, it's just a piece of dried-out sausage from last night when Michael gave me a Three Meat Treat.
(Person 2 proceeds to pick off said sausage and eat it)

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