Three Piece Dinner

When a male receives the acts of fellatio, a testicle rub and a rim job all in one act of foreplay, though not necessarily simultaneously.

"So did you hook up with _____ like you said you would?"

"Nah, dude, but I did get me a three piece dinner, though."

three sharts to the wind

you are so blindly drunk you shart yourself, henceforth, you are now known as; three sharts to the wind.

Combination of 'shart' and 'three sheets to the wind'

Mr. Man: ...whats that smell?
Drunk man: sorry mate, I'm three sharts to the wind over here.
Mr. Man: ah.

Three Meat Treat

Also known as the "Little Caesar's Scrub Top", it is the sexual act of eating a Little Caesar's 3-meat pizza then proceeding to vomit the half-chewed, sausage-riddled mixture onto your partners chest. This is analogous to the Cosby Sweater.

Person 1: Hey man, is that a mole on your chest?
Person 2: Oh, this? Nope, it's just a piece of dried-out sausage from last night when Michael gave me a Three Meat Treat.
(Person 2 proceeds to pick off said sausage and eat it)

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Three pin reset

Term used to describe turning something on and off at the mains. Especially useful if you are an engineer and want to 'big up' your work when you have fixed a computer system or router etc.

Differs from a Two pin reset which is to turn a battery operated object on and off (like a mobile phone)

I've performed a three pin reset on your 'wireless router' sir, which seems to have cured the problem.

Your friend rings up with a problem on his PC and you recommend they do a 3 pin reset.

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three hole par

When you shag a girl in the mouth, the pussy and the arse.

He took his cock from her mouth and placed in in her pussy. After a while she said she was ready and he gave her an anal ride, completing his three hole par

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Three Bite Rule

Mom's executive order. It states that you don't leave the dinner table until you've had at least three bites of everything on your plate.

Mom - "I don't care if all of your friends are on Black Ops! You're not leaving the table until you've eaten at some of your greens!"

Son - *mumbles* "Freakin' three bite rule..."

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Three piece feed

A variation of the "Spastic Eagle", during which the "eagle" performs fellatio on all three meat-wands.

(Spastic Eagle --- One person kneeling down, giving head to one man directly infront and handjobs to two men either side)

OK, I don't remember much of last night, but I'm pretty sure you had a three piece feed

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