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A talking tom is someone who has no original thoughts and just repeats everything you say right after you say it.
She is such a talking tom. Having a conversation with her is like talking into a digital voice recorder and hitting instant playback.
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Tom is usually a quite lad with a meaningful heart, usually toms have very small penises which makes them very shy. Toms dont like attention, but when they are in the limelight they love it. He can be nice some of the time, and other times he is an asshole. Nobody really likes a tom, unless they have very big pockets. Becareful if you every meet a tom.
Toms aren't good in the bedroom departments
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Secretly someone with a beautiful voice.
Always listens to you and your opinion.
"Tom, are you Morgan Freeman?"
"No I'm not"
"I don't like you, Tom"
"OK"
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Always moody, shags anything with a pulse
- tom is a person who is most likely to sexually abuse someone or rape them
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A lonely man who created myspace in an attempt to make everyone his friend.
Myspace Tom: "Please be my friend!"
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the act of manipulation, religious force feeding, and or impregnated and left to be a single parent.
Hey Jennifer!
I heard Kevin Tom Cruised you real, real bad.
Oh well, go change my car oil you cunt
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New England Patriots quarterback. Disliked by most men outside of New England not only because he usually spanks their respective teams but also because most of their girlfriends think of Tom Brady during intercourse.
"My girlfriend had three orgasms with me last night,thanks Tom Brady!"
"did you see the colts last night? They looked like a high school ladies football team!Thanks Tom Brady"
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