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Another way of saying choking the chicken
It means masturbating or masturbation depending on what time tense.
Bob: I was totally enjoy tugging the turkey.
Jen: Good for you?
A false representation of the proper use of cured pork belly using feathered flightless avian
This turkey bacon came from a bird that cannot fly. If it can't fly honestly it can't honestly be bacon
It’s a legend, a gobble gangsta who gives no fucks.
Next thing you know, he went all turkey thug on my ass.
Turkey boobs are when someone's breasts look like the dangly bit that hangs from a turkeys neck. Yano that manky bit that look like a decended bollock.
Ryan was undressing for the first time in front of Debbie, as she removed her blouse he couldn't help but notice her turkey boobs.
To furiously jettison mucus from the one's nose in geyser bursts. Block one nostril, apply large amounts of pressure through the other and aim downwards towards the ground. It should clear the nose instantly.
If not performed correctly, with sub-par pressure or dignity, one may be left with Jenolan Cave stalactites hanging from one's face perch.
Oh, look! Dave's banging out a Bushman's Turkey!
(Dave proceeds to excrete a series of lengthy mucus from his snoz)
A type of twerk dancing where you stick your ass so far out it looks like turkey legs
Man, you see that girl over there? Her turkey durk has been perfected from years of abusing alcohol.
The explosive reaction when told 5 days after Thanksgiving that left over turkey will be served for dinner.
Husband: What’s for dinner Honey?
Wife: Turkey...we have enough for one more dinner
Husband: Are you fucking kidding? I’m sick and damn tired of that same fucking turkey!
Wife: stop your damn turkey tantrum or you make dinner!!