Two-tap

n. A means of bringing an unruly drunk under control by grabbing his hair and bouncing his head off the bar, twice.

That guy last night was wasted enough to take a swing at the bouncer; they had to give him the old two-tap.

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three-two

A nickname for the Nissan Skyline R32.

"Did you see the way Takumi beat that three-two?"

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two tap

When one-self is doing a girl from behind in the vag, he pulls out and politely (or not so politely) taps his knob twice on the exposed left ass cheek. Before re-inserting and proceed to slay the way you are supposed too.

"I was doing her doggie and I gave her a good ol' two tap, Tap Tap Tap-a-roo"

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two of diamonds

the act of defecating into someone's mouth, often against his/her will, while playing Neil Diamond's 'Cracklin Rosie' on a portable cd player.

"my mouth probably smells like shit because some guy dealt me the two of diamonds in a back alley a half hour ago."

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two-spirited

two-spirited fits under the genderqueer & genderfluid category, therefore also the transgender category.
two-spirit means that u r a specific & widespread genderqueer gender. it comes from native american religion; there is a shared belief in a third gender, two-spirits. i do not know much about this gender, but i believe that it is where u feel like both the female & male gender combined into one identification.

hooman: "what does it mean to be two-spirited?"
indigenous american: "it means that you are neither male nor female, but a third gender."

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Plus Two's

Noun: breast, tits, boobies, knockers, fun bags

Holy shit she has great Plus Two's!

Plus Two's make me smile!

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Team Two

Of a superior nature or quality. The utmost one could strive for in group competition.

"Did you see how they won there? That was totally 'team two'!!!!"

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