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When someone is wearing some fake-ass cheap necklace/chain that the person doing the checking doesn't think is real. You go up to the wearer and pull on the front of the chain or medallion or what have you on the front to see if it falls off because of the horrible quality.
Ray Ray chain checked Jamal when he walked into the club looking like he had purchased his gold chain from the 25 cent machine.
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When a man needs sexual gratification off his woman, he asks for a penis check. The woman is instructed to play with his balls, feeling for any abnormalities, then after wank the penis to ensure that is fine. If the woman refuses to do the check then the man can use a guilt trip and say. "Your checking for testicular cancer."
Man "Hey babes i need a penis check its Sunday night."
Woman "Not now."
Man "You dont want me to get cancer now do you?"
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When you realize after a poop you haven't wiped enough and you go back to finish wiping.
AWW CRAP! MY NEW UNDERWEAR! I gotta go write a check, brb.
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A term used in FFXI originated in a linkshell called "FriendlyFire". It is basically used to tick off the person that is being /telled. It can be applied as a response to all wh- questions.
>>Belkin: yo
Belkin>>: sup?
>>Belkin: nothin, just hoe checking.
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similar to the dutch oven, a cake check is when you let one go under the covers and keep it sealed. you then open one side to let the air escape and it hits you in the face just like when you open up an oven to check on a cake.
you're sitting in bed with your significant other and you let one go (silently since it will work best that way), then open up the end near your partner's side and say "cake check!"
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Similar to a cup check, but for ones overall standing at the moment. Take into account ones overall health, well being and/or current situation.
Hank: "What is Ryan doing over at the bar hitting on that holstein?"
Matt: "He needs a status check."
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Ryan:"Why did Matt just slide into third in his gym shorts? This is city league softball right?"
Hank:"Status Check"
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What an immature male does shortly before losing is girlfriend or wife. Sometimes, boys get out of line in their dealings with you (cursing at you, cheatin on you, spendin your money, etc) and think they can control you. When this happens and you try to tell them about it they will sometimes check that bitch, which means either verbally or physically assaulting a woman they allegedly care about. This behavior can often lead to boys never becoming men, continuing to live at home with their mommas and remaining virgins forever.
(How a boy will try to "Check a bitch" and the appropriate response)
Boy: Bitch you need to shut the fuck up. I don't know who you think you are but the man is talking right now and you don't ever speak to me like that ya hear?
Real Woman: Motherfucker, you need your punk ass the fuck up out of here and get a J-O-B, or don't be bothering to come back.
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