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a comment that is so eloquent and witty that it's awesomeness is as gigantic as an elephant
I was trying to come up with an elephant comment to compliment your appearance, but I drew a blank.
When A Boy Shoves a Tube In His Sister’s Ass While Fingering Her, And She Farts While He Has His Nose In The Tube
“Yo Mom, Is it Bad That I Gave Lexi an Alabama Elephant”
When an Elephant befriends a human refers to the rare occasion in which an Elephant befriends a Homo sapiens, often doing actions with each other such as ordering Domino's, going to theme parks, and playing tic-tac-toe.
Nothing occurs less than when an Elephant befriends a human!
When a guy runs around to get his balls nice and sweaty and then puts one nut over each one of the victims eyes and his dick down their nose like a trunk.
Sam fucked Kelly so I gave him a sweaty elephant. Thats really how he got pink eye.
hey do you know what a pick me elephant is?
no
oh, it's Joshua Zeppeli
When you fuck a girl/guy with a strap-on dildo on your face
Joe:oh man Jenna was elephant trunking me all night long
An uncircumcised penis. Because uncircumcised men are neurotic, extremely insecure and too fragile to take a joke, they'll probably add and upvote a definition for this word that shames circumcised men for no apparent reason, saying circumcised men have "smaller penises" or something. Uncircumcised men act this way because the opposite is true. Circumcised men are cleaner, healthier and happier, have better sex, nicer penises, and will never fall victim to the awful reproductive problems that uncircumcised men are victim to.
I was about to go down on this dude, but then I saw that he had an elephant trunk, so I slept with a circumcised man instead.