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A lovable animal that lives in Antartica. You can own a penguin with lots of paperwork and permits. They are a social animal. Ty warner invented beanie boos. He released original waddles in 2009.
Penguins are such a cute and lovable animal!!
An intergalactic race of conquerors engaged in a secret war with the USA. Known for causing many problems over the centuries like the civil war, Pearl Harbor, and the sabotage of Kanye West’s presidential run.
President “Can we be sure melting the ice caps will slow them down”
Secretary of defense “yes sir it will give us at least 5 more years to figure out How to stop an all out penguin invasion”
President “A small price to pay for salvation indeed”
A gay bottom. The opposite of a bear.
I don’t wanna be on top, man! I’m a penguin!
BUSINESS GOOSE
Cold Christian Chicken Priest
Can Be A Chonker
Likes To Show Breasts by running at people with them in front of it.
ME: I would give a blowjob to a penguin
Everyone else: Yes
its the best animal alive
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A wannabe gangster who wears their pants so low that they waddle like a penguin when they walk.
Ian: I told a black guy that his timbs were fake and he started chasing me
Anthony:Are you sure he didn't follow you here?
Ian: Nah,that penguin tripped after taking 2 strides.
A penguin is the cutest thing in the world. They are clumsy, little, cute bois.
And penguins can fly, the government is lying to you.
Believe me
Person 1: "Penguins can fly."
Person 2: "No."
Person 1: "They can. The government is lying."
Person 2: "Whatever..."