stiring the pot

When you having sex and decide to take chopsticks and shoves it up a girl's ass, stiring it around a little to expand the whole before anal.

Dude I was stiring the pot for like 20 seconds before giving it to her!!

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a pot to piss in

A say, a count.

I have all the support of the workers, the boss doesn't have a pot to piss in.

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Pot roast

To describe a fat girl whose skin engulfs the straps of here clothing, like a pot roast engulfs the string it is bound with.

"Who's this nasty-looking pot roast girl walking down the street?"

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fat pot

the definition ofn fat pot is somebody, normally obese, that has a lot of gas in there body and realeses it in one go.

the fat pot farted into the air

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Neti Pot

When a girl is giving you that vacuum seal double hand twist gawk gawk combo 3000 head, that you cum so much that it comes out her nose.

Homie 1: "How did it go with that girl you met last night?"
Homie 2: "Yo, she blew me off so good, I Neti Potted her shit!"

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Crock pot

when a girls pussy is so hot your dick feels like it is on fire.

i fucked my girl last night and she had a crock pot

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pumpy pot

A normal toilet or other tool used to contain feces on a regular basis.

Time to hit the pumpy pot.

Madeline, I'm so sorry your fish died...but it's time to flush it down the pumpy pot!

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