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A haunted road in Port Perry, Ontario, Canada.
According to legend, a dude (forgot his name :) was driving in his motorcycle in the fifties, and CRASHED IT! And now, at night time when u go to Ghost Road, u see a single light, the dudes ghost!!
im not even kidding, scary as hell. and u get car trouble rite after..
Person 1: wasnt ghost road scary?
Person 2: never been there. what is it like?
Person 1: a ghost will make u mentally retarded!
Person 2: WTF? For real?
Person 1: nah, juss shitting u. u see a light..
Person 2: oh. lets screw around
Person 1: Okay
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what a guy drives down when his date has big boobs (only for his own horny satisfaction)
Tony recently took Asia out to dinner. On the way back he took her on a "detour" along several bumpy roads. Tony paid little attention to the road, for he was watching her huge tits bounce while he licked his lips.
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1. When you are stuck in traffic and you take a shit in a cup and stash it under your seat.
2. A ho you bring on a long road trip.
"Damn i left a road muffin in my car and now it smells like shit!"
"Jenny's my road muffin, she gave me head all the way to Denver."
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Wheel-to-wheel automobile racing on a road course track, which involves a variety of turns and elevation changes. It is real racing on a real race track, and has no connection to illegal street racing.
"Formula 1 is the best road racing I've seen"
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a show on mtv that only keeps straight gangsters
yo did you see that road rules bitch she was hot.
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When you're having sex using a ribbed condom and the condom slips off your penis but remains in your partner's orifice so you are now having sex with the condom and receiving the full benefit of the ribs on your penis.
Guy 1: Man, I had the best sex of my life last night.
Guy 2: Really? Shelly was that good?
Guy 1: No but midway through the condom slipped off and I took a trip down corduroy road and it was awesome!
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When you fuck your boyfriend while he's driving.
Bipin was depressed and horny so Ishita road fucked him while he drove to cheer him up.
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