slamming your face or hand's against a computer keyboard, usually as a result of "raging" at a particular game or person. Random characters are typed into the chat field and presented as "spam"
I kept getting killed in Call of Duty so i began to Rage by keyboard slamming.
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Tenderized lady parts.
Man, my girl last night had the best slammed ham west of the Mississippi.
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Food that is ridiculously good. Whether its because youre on a diet and cheated, super stoned, or just indulging in something delicious.
"Dude that chicken parmesean was slam up!"
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A fake metal genre that wants to fool people into thinking Brutal Death Metal is called "Slam Metal". Ignorant fools use the term "Slam Metal" to describe a wide variety of well established genres, for example: Goregrind, Brutal Death Metal and Deathgrind
"That guy over there said Saprogenic is Slam Metal, man what a poseur"
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when the turd you're shitting starts touching the water in the toilet bowl, while still attached to your arsehole.
Evrytime i eat Tex-Mex, i get a Grand Slam
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A man who wanders gyms nationwide and looks completely ridiculous. He has biceps that are just ridiculously disproportional to the rest of his body, which causes him to not be able to fully extend or lower his arms. A slam pig has little to no social skills, and communicates only through grunts and glares. Occasionally, the slam pig will wander out of the gym until he realizes that he is unacceptable in society, and must rely on the gym for shelter.
Mr. Man is always at the gym when I am there...he grunts at the gym folk and he looks RIDICULOUS...he appears to be gentle but you never know...you never know with a slam pig...
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Anyone (Female OR Male) that partakes in any intercourse with grimy, disgusting and busted individuals continuously.
Did that guy just have sex with that walrus? What a slam pig!
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