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Faggot Tree

Is a large family tree mostly made up of faggots or those that display faggot like behavior.

"Jims family tree is such a Faggot Tree ,the farther up you go the more faggots you will see." Said Dave

"Really?" Tom asked.
"Yeah man,his family is so filthy rich from investing into and mining the material called Faggitite,"Dave said,"because as you know only faggots can touch that Faggitite.

by Faggottron9000 November 16, 2016

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Tree semen

noun, tree sap or insect honeydew, secreted by insect colonies living in branches. Commonly found on cars parked under a large trees. The liquid is sticky and difficult to remove, residuals are white in colour and can damage paint work when dried. Removal becomes increasingly difficult as the tree semen dries up.

Shit man, that tree tried to inseminate my Bimmer last night, I got effing tree semen all over the bonnet, windscreen and doors.

by Chrisanthynum July 28, 2010

5๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


tree sauce

Syrup, like for pancakes.

"pass over that tree sauce"

by Jon Reed March 5, 2007

5๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


tree sap

ejaculation or cum from a male

Mike: my girlfriend complained cause i got tree sap all over her face
Joe: really i heard she likes it

by russett November 6, 2007

5๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


tree trunk

fat ass blunt

Damn can i even fit that tree trunk in my mouth?

by Mattitude and mikeaholic May 3, 2003

17๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


tree fity

what the chinese man who owns the food truck asks for when you want a cheese quesadilla

One chee quesadilla thats tree fity

by beejabeeja November 30, 2006

23๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


Christmas Tree

When a girl is standing up and the guy gets on her shoulders and she starts giving him a blow job, and the guys arms are raised and his hands are in the shape of a diamond (representing the star on top of the christmas tree)

dude i totally got christmas treed last night.

by coheed92 October 16, 2010

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