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When you're having sex in the doggy style position and one or more persons involved is watching the sexual interaction in a mirror. Doggy in the fuckin window.
"So we were in doggy style and I was watching it in the mirror like doggy in the window. It was so hot."
Back when you had to take your self to the unemployment office in order to file for unemployment the help desk would send you to window "E"
Mike got fired again so he back at window "E"!
Windows ME - a ridiculous example of how bad Microsoft operating systems can be. Windows ME (or Windows Mistake Edition if you know what I'm saying) had started development in 1999 while Windows NT 5.0 (known as Windows 2000 in its final release) was being developed for professional use. Windows ME was meant to be for home use and it was basically an upgrade to Windows 98. It was also the last operating system to be ran on top of MS-DOS (which made no sense because even though Windows NT existed, why would Microsoft want to make a 32-bit operating system on top of a 16-bit kernel?). It was also rushed - good job Microsoft. (You didn't only rush this OS so good job!) Due to how rushed it was, it had performance issues and driver support showed vulnerabilities. (Some builds of ME fucking blue screened when shutting down in safe mode - how amazing.) . Programs also ran on a single string of memory, meaning if one program crashed, every other program would crash too.
In 2000:
Person 1: "Hey, why are you using Windows 2000 at your house even though it's for professional use?"
Person 2: "Windows ME just doesn't support hardware that Windows 2000 does and it's shit. When I tried Windows ME at another place it just blue screened like every second.")
Person 1: "Understandable."
When one has reached the maximum level of being stoned & is compelled to leave unexpectedly out of fear of themselves.
Hey sorry I bailed last night without saying goodbye or grabbing my shit; I saw my window of opportunity.
“Cock Window” - A finite period of opportunity when a female is open for approachment.
Ex. “That stuck-up girl in the bar wouldn’t even talk to me. Her Cock Window must’ve closed…”
“Cock Window”
Ex. “That stuck-up girl in the bar wouldn’t even talk to me. Her Cock Window must’ve closed…”
Experiencing the past, present, and future at the same time.
“The Pynchon Window,” Clara muttered. Looking past the plate glass and into the once-bustling streets, now vacant the faces, footfalls, and soft sweat of the day.
“What was that dear?” Replied her husband, sorting his cards.
‘What was always so important about those cards?’ She wondered briefly, turning back out to the last passage of dusk.
“Just something a friend told me. ‘Once you go out looking for one thing, and you’re late to realize it already passed you by.’ And the whole point of it is... there you were, just being there the whole time. With that window.”
“Peabody’s?”
“Pynchon’s. I liked the name, like some old world steakhouse of nondescript national origin”