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A very popular and hilarious internet show written, directed and performed by Chris Leavins, occasionally with lines by his co-host (title under revision) Colty the Plastic Horse. New shows are posted weekly and include dissing, PWNing, and polls on who is the cutest. Cute With Chris has the power to change lives and kill dreams.
Popular phrases include "all your dreams are dead" and "suck it, Tonya." For many fans, words cannot describe. For an accurate portrayal, WATCH THE FREAKIN' SHOW YOU LAZY.
"Jake, did you watch the new cute with chris yet?"
"Yeah, he put my dog in the CWC cutedown!"
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is a beautiful human being with big blue eyes and a smile that lights up the room.
starred in Star Trek as Captain Kirk, and was also in Smokin' Aces, Princess Diaries 2 and Just My Luck.
"Chris Pine makes me jizz"
"Chris Pine is Laura-Fay's future husband"
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n. a unit ment for measuring the purest of undiluted awesomness
adj. a term used to describe extraordinary good fortune
n. a biomass created at the birth of the universe whose sole purpose is to store unimagimable energy and control the balance of the universe; used to recharge flux capacitors
Ex. Bill: hey jim how was that party last night, pretty epic, eh
Jim: hell yeah, I rate it about 300 Chris Wilsons
Bill: damn dude, you must have gotten it on with cheri, that's some pretty Chris Wilson luck, she's always such a prude
Jim: yeah I have had some great luck lately, that reminds me, I should probably take my flux capacitor off the Chris Wilson, or else my house might burn down
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Something so big that makes every girl go crazy.
I just had Chris's dick and now I can't walk.
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A common Australian term for a male eyebrow piercing, specifically one situated on the right brow. The origin of such a term is derived from the presence of this piercing on Christopher Wayne, a popular magician.
"hey did you see that guy's piercing, he had a Chris Wayne. Gnarly"
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A cocky son of a bitch. A dude that thinks they can get a lot of girls but cant. Is attracted to booty but cant get any. Thinks of himself as a big time shot baller. Cares way to much of apperence. Tryst to act cool and popular. But will soon realize he is a wanna be.
Sam: hey have you heard of the new kid Chris?
Victoria: we hasn't hes known as the reject.
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An asswhole who does not give a fuck about anyone but themselves. He has a small cock. He can't get laid. Has an ego the size of this world. He does what ever it takes to get what he wants no matter who I hurts in the long run
He is such an ass..... He must be a chris
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