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Marriage trap

Usually a sexual situation setup (preplanned) in advanced by a Desperate (sexual, emotional, or situational (like pregnancy or citizenship), or monotary (alimony, child support)) designed to force a person to marry another.

There are 2 types "before the fact" and "after the fact". Before the fact is an entrapment. An example is unprotected sex and one party has the intention for pregnancy even if the other party does not desire. (Instant shot gun wedding)

"After the fact" is the person has the determining factor before hand. (Pregnancy, virginity loss to name a few.) An example is The person is pregnant and tell a guy hes the father even if hes not.

Jeb had played straight into his girlfriend's marriage trap and just now realized after "shooting off" inside her. Odds are that wedding dress he saw in her closet was bought a few days ago

by Theamazinggeek March 20, 2018


Trap Run

Any dungeon/raid that has bad DPS/Heals/Tanks or just people that die often enough that a run that supposed to take 20min will take 1-2 hours instead.

Can also be applied in real-life as well. A quick run to Wal-Mart to buy milk with someone else turns into a full blown grocery run where 5 minutes has turned into 3 hours.

Ex.1
Player 1: Hey, lets run a quick dungeon I got 20 minutes before work starts.

Player 2: Sure, just don't take Pussyslayer69 and Licklord86 those two are floormats and will turn this into a Trap Run.

Ex.2
Him: Hey babe I'm gonna run to walmart for some milk be back in 5mins.
Her: Hey let me come with you.
Him: Sure, lets go.

Three hours later.....

Him: What a trap run!

by Deumus September 26, 2017


Caesar trap

An unexpected dip or hole in a snow slope that catches unsuspecting skiers or snowboarders off-guard resulting in a fall into the hole. It is as if they were pining for a drink right about now and they hallucinated that there was a Bloody Caesar in the hole.

Peto, this will be a killer run, but watch out for those caesar traps!

by chatterphil December 28, 2011


Darwin Trap

1. A Darwin Trap is an obvious -hazard with appropriate signage -that can be avoided easily, causing no harm or inconvenience and yet somehow, some poor idiot inevitably gets trapped, hurt, killed, or maimed by the aforementioned obstacle, complementing Darwin's theory of evolution "only the strong survive"

2. A social economic state in which Business needs constant constant growth to appease stockholders, which inevitably screws up the economy because there is only so much business market to go around.

A manhole with no cover surrounded by barricades, flashing lights, and danger signs indicating there is a danger, an obvious Darwin Trap. Well cautioned Idiot gets stuck, hurt or killed from entering the "no fly zone", usually making the local 8'oclock news.

by Fukn Meat Head April 21, 2013


Gas Trap

When you fart in a car and roll up and lock the windows so your companion is forced to smell it.

He had to be rushed to the hospital after suffering complications from a Gas Trap. Paramedics say the perpetrator ate Taco Bell.

by Oh my God, they Killed Kenny! January 29, 2016


Seminal Trappings

artistic expression used to describe the latest flood of cookie cutter songs from every current-era male pop musician. Recognizable by the usual accompaniment of pianos or violins, these are the songs that are inducing the collective menstrual cycles of the radio free world. Although usually reserved for male musicians, the term can, in some instances, be applied to the critique of female musicians if the faux-testosterone level is deemed beyond the “Vaginal Moanings” term assigned to the same music.

Male: Recently, while watching VH1, I found myself really enjoying the Seminal Trappings of Matchbox 20.
Female: Recently, while watching VH1, I found myself really enjoying the Seminal Trappings of Amy Winehouse and KT Tunstall.

by John Wesley February 7, 2008


The brother trap

When a love interest refers to you as an elder brother/little sister.

Got stuck in the brother trap when confessed in my feelings to my crush.

by K84U January 21, 2019