dont even trip

Dont go there.

girl please dont even trip

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go trip over a knife

a way of telling someone to kill themselves

alright dude, go trip over a knife

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Don’t you fucking trip!

The carefully crafted mantra used by the famous “Inmate Whisperer” psychologist, Dr. Bunnygirl, which is typically employed to show her flawed humanity, usually at the first prison clinical contact.

You’ve waited here, trapped for hours in the “shark cage” waiting to refuse this mental health appointment, and that’s fine, so don’t you fucking trip!

Trip short people month

During Trip Short People Month, also known as “December,” you can trip anyone 5’6” or under

A: Why did you trip me?
B: Because it’s Trip Short People Month, and you’re 5’4”
A: I measured myself over break! I’m 5’5”!
B: That’s a fucking lie, but it makes no difference

dont run dont trip

in BX it mean

when opps run we tell them dont trip like woo lotti

kay flock: dont run dont trip like dont run dont trip donntt tripp go ask my opps it get ugly

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Bitch be tripping balls!

Originally used in a VGCats comic, used to express the user possessing a large amount of Pokéballs or the noun in question. Can also be used as an argument finisher which can only be beaten by a Spartan cry.

Ash: I'm fucking tripping balls! Ask Oak!
Oak: BITCH BE TRIPPING BALLS!

Ben: How many chocolates do you have left? I'm hungry.
Josh: BITCH BE TRIPPING BALLS!
Ben: I see.

Justin: So by the site's logic, 1=2.
Simon: That's fucking retar-
Justin: BITCH BE TRIPPING BALLS!
Simon: Oh yeah? THIS IS SPARTA!
Justin: Touché

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Acid Trip Flip Phone

The Woodstock Generation’s answer to the Jitterbug Flip Phone, also remarkably easy to use, even when stoned or cognitively impaired.

We got our Dad an Acid Trip Flip Phone; he’ll probably still be using it when he’s down to one functional dendrite.