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Feeding tube day is on the 24th of July on feeding tube day you have to give someone with a feeding tube a drink
Aw but man it’s feeding tube day fancy a double vodka coke on me
When you stick your flaccid penis into a empty (or full) corona bottle and get hard. This causes your penis to get stuck and the only way out is by breaking the bottle or cumming in your corona.
Guy1: dude my girlfriend made me do the corona fuck tube last night
Guy2: damn, how many cuts did you get? Or did you have to drink cumrona?
A good old porn website for kids
"Hey mom can you buy me fox tube premium?" What the fuck is that? "It's porn mom" IL buy it for you as long as I can watch it"
A fine French cuisine involving a mans penis and white sauce, prefect for the ladies.
She ordered the “Steak de la tube” last night and came along a mistake known as my daughter.
a tube that you insert into your anus to silently and stealthily release farts without alerting anyone throughout the day. invented by an unknown, unhinged, beautiful man in a terrible state of mind.
man 1: Jesus christ whats that utter fucking stench?!?!
man 2: oh thats not me
man 1: thank god its not you
man 1s thoughts: thank god i bought the fart tube
A slang reference for a adult store.
I'm looking for recommendations for knob and tube replacement in Toronto. Can anyone help?
The World Record for visiting all London Underground stations in the shortest time.
Carlos participated in the Tube Challenge.
Osama just beat the Tube Challenge again.