One who mounts exceptional specimens of rectal release.
Bubba was full of crap. Although many people suspected it, no one knew for sure.. Thanks to the local turd taxidermist, he is able to stand proud and hold his own.
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Refers to niggers in a toilet.
Flush the turds in the toilet, Rambis.
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A long turd that shoots down the toilet and into the hole, like a rocket
Sharpie: Anything exciting happen while I was gone?
Alphabet: Yeah I dropped a rocket turd while taking a dump
Sharpie: Why in the hell would I want to know that?
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a 'pnuematic turd' occurs when one farts in such a way as to trap the gaseous noxious mix inside one's rectum, thus creating an air pocket in one's rectum, mimicing the feeling of turding one's self.
"Oh man, I thought I just crapped my pants, but I only had a pneumatic turd. Thank God, because I do not have a change of underroos with me."
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A term used by lame asses on BMX Museum to describe something shitty. Some dumb troll used it once and a bunch of guys picked up on it and use it to death.
Hey man, did you see that janky turd of a janky turd?
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Turd Morgue....A small under-used rectangle of grass just outside Burnley village center, where small numbers of hill-trolls spend their time looking at a spherical object repeatedly kicked "oop in`t sky!" whilst 'special people' dressed in purple & pale blue watch 'out of towners' kick the 'bouncy turnip' into their net several times every Saturday afternoon.
Turd Morgue...A place where 'special people' go.
A place where sheep graze in the summertime ...to save money
A place where dingles dwell (in small numbers)
A butt of many peoples jokes.
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1. Shitty underwear. Underwear that has been spray farted into.
Did you hear Fish made another turd hammock today, he really laid it down.
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