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Turd taxidermist

One who mounts exceptional specimens of rectal release.

Bubba was full of crap. Although many people suspected it, no one knew for sure.. Thanks to the local turd taxidermist, he is able to stand proud and hold his own.

by Jeff & Lori March 23, 2007

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turds in the toilet

Refers to niggers in a toilet.

Flush the turds in the toilet, Rambis.

by APPUM April 18, 2017

8๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Rocket Turd

A long turd that shoots down the toilet and into the hole, like a rocket

Sharpie: Anything exciting happen while I was gone?

Alphabet: Yeah I dropped a rocket turd while taking a dump

Sharpie: Why in the hell would I want to know that?

by Alphabet's Turd June 26, 2011

8๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


pneumatic turd

a 'pnuematic turd' occurs when one farts in such a way as to trap the gaseous noxious mix inside one's rectum, thus creating an air pocket in one's rectum, mimicing the feeling of turding one's self.

"Oh man, I thought I just crapped my pants, but I only had a pneumatic turd. Thank God, because I do not have a change of underroos with me."

by bubbakeg99 December 28, 2010

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Janky Turd

A term used by lame asses on BMX Museum to describe something shitty. Some dumb troll used it once and a bunch of guys picked up on it and use it to death.

Hey man, did you see that janky turd of a janky turd?

by Brak_Spaceman June 19, 2012

14๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Turd Morgue

Turd Morgue....A small under-used rectangle of grass just outside Burnley village center, where small numbers of hill-trolls spend their time looking at a spherical object repeatedly kicked "oop in`t sky!" whilst 'special people' dressed in purple & pale blue watch 'out of towners' kick the 'bouncy turnip' into their net several times every Saturday afternoon.

Turd Morgue...A place where 'special people' go.
A place where sheep graze in the summertime ...to save money
A place where dingles dwell (in small numbers)
A butt of many peoples jokes.

by Dr Fox May 7, 2007

23๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Turd Hammock

1. Shitty underwear. Underwear that has been spray farted into.

Did you hear Fish made another turd hammock today, he really laid it down.

by coopman27 March 22, 2009

12๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž