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A YouTuber that you love but they have no idea you exist but YOU love them so much you feel like you are friends
He's my unicorn friend
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A lizard like being, with large red lizard-like eyes. The Serpentine Unicorn has the general body of a regular horse, except instead of fur, it is covered with hardened red scales. Three horns can be found on the Serpentine Unicorn. One on the head, and two on the tail, to be used as a main weapon. The tail of a Serpentine Unicorn is longer and thicker than the tail of a regular Unicorn.
In earlier periods of Human History, the Serpentine Unicorn was classified as a dinosaur. Now we know better, and the Serpentine Unicorn is officially classified as a member of the Unicorn species.
The Serpentine Unicorn is a much darker being than it's mammalian counterpart. The forked tongue and glowing eyes offer no evolutionary benefit, but instead make the being more intimidating to those capable of differenciating between good and evil. The Serpentine Unicorn can and will hurt you, and your loved ones using a special kind of photographic memory, in which it steals your photo album and tracks down everyone in it.
The Serpentine Unicorn gracefully slaughtered a tribe of elves, and set fire to the home of a peaceful dwarf family.
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George: "Did you see that Unicorn?"
Bill: "I believe it was a Serpentine Unicorn."
George: "Why?"
Bill: "Because my left arm and leg are now missing."
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it is when your qirl cuts your penis off and sticks it on her head, then proceeds to penetrate your asshole rouqhly.
my qirlfriend told me if i cheat on her she was qunna do the angry unicorn on me.
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Usually referring to when you are watching porn and you are hours/multiple videos deep into side click videos when you find "the unicorn" or the perfect video to get you off and achieve orgasm. You often can not go back for the unicorn unless you again get lost in porn videos.
Ex. Person 1: "Dude you were in the bathroom for 45 minutes."
Person 2: "Sorry man, I got lost chasing the unicorn. "
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A hairstyle created by using obscene amounts of hair gel and spray, forcing the hair upward into a hornlike shape. Worn only by those who possess enough balls to DO IT.
Yo homie, my unicorn horn is BALLIN'.
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sticking a used condom to a girls fore-head
Give her the horny unicorn
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Considered foreplay, one straps a dildo onto their face or forehead, then proceeds to furiously thrash their head in a up/down motion in their partners nether regions.
While getting frisky with Hermione, Ron put the strap-on onto his face and gave her the Dirty Unicorn !
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