Virgin zone

The Virgin zone is when you basically have kissed a partner and other things to show your romance skills in your relationship but he/she disapproves of you having sex with her. Also can be your relentless request to have intercourse when he/she keeps disapproving, to a state where your partner knows all you want to do is have sex. Sheesh. (I made this btw go follow me on Instagram please @nutpost)

Buddy: so have you finnaly gotten out of the virgin zone?

Justin: No, Karen won’t let me have sex with her and it’s a bit awkward.

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Kentucky Virgin

A seven year old girl from Kentucky who is faster then her older brother.

Bob: Hey Mary, I heard that littile Suzy isn't a Kentucky Virgin anymore.

Mary: That's a damn shame, I hope our little girl will be able to run fast.

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Virgin, Utah

A small town in the middle of nowhere Utah about 4-5 hours away from Salt Lake City. Made the news in May 2000 when the town passed a law requiring all residents to keep and maintain a gun.

I wouldn't want to live in Virgin, Utah. The right to keep and bear arms should be a choice, not a requirement.

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Friday virgin

Someone who has been spared of hearing the atrocity of what is Rebecca Black's Friday.

If you are one, count yourself one of the few lucky ones left in the world.

Oh my god! You're a Friday virgin! So. Lucky.

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vehicular virgin

A person who hasn't had sex in a vehicle.

I can't believe you were a vehicular virgin until you were 35 years old!

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Virgin Gang

An organization of high class virgins who destroy thots and recruit virgins. These people are ridding this world of the most rampant evil

NEWS: The local Virgin Gang has just destroyed local stripper, Danielle.

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virgin drop

The first time you drop a personal electronic device such as a phone or an ipod.

Typically occurs within the first week of owning a device, prompting the owner to realize he/she should get a fucking case already.

Occurs especially while drunk at parties.

Owner: oh fuck maing, I just dropped my new iPhone 4 while taking a shot
Friend: what the hell dude haven't you gotten a fucking case already?
Owner: Naw, I meant to yesterday but I thought the virgin drop wouldn't happen for at least another week.
Friend: Shit, don't you know how the virgin drop works?

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