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1.(verb)The act of 6 men violating one woman. Four penises enter the anal cavity, 1 enters the vagina, and last but certainly not least, one penis in the mouth. The girl who said act occurs to usually has an asshole the circumference of a grapefruit.
2.(verb)Used to describe a crushing defeat.
1.*upon seeing a less than respectable looking woman*
Friend 1: "Call four of your boys, it's whale hunting season"
Friend 2: "Shoddy the mouth!"
2.
Friend 1: "How'd your basketball team do last night?"
Friend 2: "Oh man, we lost 98 to 2. We got whalehunted."
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when someone says something that is just so "mind numbingly vile and reprehensible yet stupifyingly unfunny and embarresing" they get something even worse than a "Facepalm" they get a Whale Fail
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Boy: Why do Negro people smell like gorilla feces?
Boy 2: You sir deserve a Whale Fail
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when you are so hungry (read as menstrual or psycho - munchy)that you ingest food like a whale shark with your mouth wide open and eating vast quantities of whatever floats by.
I had PMS so bad I was whale sharking all night!!!!
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When a female can squirt she is known as a white whale.
Omg I heard Madison is a total white whale!
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When a very obese woman lays on a bed and 5 or more men cover her in there jizzz...thus washing the whale.
yea man...sorry i didn't call you back last night...i got invited to a whale wash last minute.
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The beached whale is a term given for a fat or otherwise unattractive person that hits on you at a bar or club and, despite your disinterest or general disgust, this person will try multiple attempts on you, and follow you around.
"i was out last night and this whale totally beached on me."
or
"where were you? there's two hotties wanting to buy us drinks."
"ugh, sorry. beached whale wouldnt get off me."
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A girl/boy that thinks they are so skinny and popular when in reality everybody hates them and they are so fat and annoying.
"Omg Gretchen is so fat and annoying i feel so bad for her."
"Omg ik shes such a beached whale."
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