when your window randomly closes

Uh

guy: just trying to search def on urban dictionary
computer: when your window randomly closes
guy: GOD DAMMIT

sometimes it’s okay to be a bit selfish and there will be times over the next 12 months when you really must put your own interests first no matter what that might mean for other people. What you do for yourself will benefit them too later on

sometimes it’s okay to be a bit selfish and there will be times over the next 12 months when you really must put your own interests first no matter what that might mean for other people. What you do for yourself will benefit them too later on

sometimes it’s okay to be a bit selfish and there will be times over the next 12 months when you really must put your own interests first no matter what that might mean for other people. What you do for yourself will benefit them too later on

Sound off when you're done.

In the California prison system when you break one of the rules within' your own car, you get broken off. The first couple of minor offenses result in you being broke off with an additional set of burpees on top of your daily mandatory set. Traditionally upon completion of your daily mandatory set of burpees you will sound off. Meaning you shout a cadence representing your particular group. That being said, when you break a rule that requires you to be broken off, nobody tells you what they think you did, there is no arguing your case. To save time, and breathe whoever is running things for your car just looks at you and says, "sound off when your done."

Inmate X - "I think I got lucky, nobody noticed my bunk wasn't rolled up until after 11:00."

Inmate with the llaves- "sound off when you're done."

Inmate X- "dang."

I Think I Like When It Rains

A song made by a music artist named 'WILLIS'. AKA the most fire song ever made.

Jen: "Hey, do you know that song, "I Think I Like When It Rains"?
Blake: "Oh, is it by that cool music artist named 'WILLIS'?"
Jen: "YEA!"

Dick Long When She Making It Trickle

Dick Long When She Making It Trickle

Dick Long When She Making It Trickle

Since When-

A person that questions your sexuality just to feel better about themselves and also use their own sexuality as a personality trait

-“Oh hey btw I’m bi, just thought I’d let u know since I know ur also bi and I feel like I can trust u with that”
-“Wh- since when-“

when ya get drafted

When ya get drafted is a legendary song by punk rock band “Dead Kennedys”

When ya get drafted huh