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Reply when I feel like it.

"Reply when I feel like it."
Means: "I'll never reply. I never feel like it."
Usually the response a guy gets when confronting a female on why she doesn't reply to his messages (and try to work things out).
Can also be undertext if they tell you "I'm busy." which means: "I don't feel like it."

Jason: "I want to fix things, but you never reply, you keep saying you're busy but you're always texting your friends". Sonya: "I'll reply when I feel like it."

by Seabeauty March 2, 2018


a good landing is when you survive

a good landing is when you survive means if you survive it was a good landing

guy: ok nice landing, flaps up
other guy: ok gear up
guy:NO!!!!!!! FUCK!
other guy: YOU SAID GEAR UP!!!
guy: I SAID FLAP, NOT GEAR!! !!!
(part 2)
a good landing is when you survive means if you survive it was a good landing

by onionlight November 26, 2021


The thing that decides what happens to you when you die

It canonically comes here when it feels like it, it only forgives you once, and you can't tell that it's him... And not ME Hym bit HIM him.... And not "Hyman" either... That fucking jackass...

Hym "Real cute but try not to do that to the thing that decides what happens to you when you die... Because you will die and blackness forever is going to be the best case scenario for some of you..."

by Hym Iam February 23, 2023


me when the the the me when the is sus!!!

a variation of a shitpost known as 'me when the'.

Person #1: Bro someone just vented right in front of us!
Person #2: oh my god, me when the the the me when the is sus!!!

by lmaolmao3500 February 3, 2022


When Worlds Collide

When Worlds Collide is A FPS series That takes place during WW3 where America and Russia fight for world power. During the third game A X planet 1/4 the size of planet earth crashes into earth, This "X Planet" Has materials that can be used to make weapons mankind has never even imagined as described by: Ghost. During the 4th game Ghost enters a Nazi bunker with over 400 Nazi symbols causing the ban of When Worlds Collide. In the 10th game Aliens come to earth to get back their resources which were used to build weapons causing war. During the 16th game Ghost kills the alien race. 20th game Ghost Ends WW3, Ghost Stops Alien Invasion, Ghost Kills All World Powers, And Then Commits Suicide.

When Worlds Collide Was suppose to be the number 1 top selling game of 2013.

by Battery Inc. June 26, 2013


Manlets, when will they learn?

An expression of amused exasperation at, or well-deserved and hilarious mockery of the apparent inability of manlets in general to comprehend and accept their rightful and eternal position at the very bottom of the social food chain. Relentlessly driven forward by his gnawing and ever-present Napoleon complex, complete desperation and utter delusion, the stunted, pathetic and deeply insecure manlet continually exposes himself to justified public ridicule, humiliation and condemnation. Thereby necessitating the question: manlets, when will they learn?

Why are all those sobbing sissy manlet boys dejectedly sitting around in front of the sperm bank over there? Don't you know? You have to be 5ft10 or taller to donate sperm. Hahahahaha! Manlets, when will they learn?

by ManletDepreciator August 11, 2024


When Reece leaves the chat

When your gay ass friend leAves the chat because he realises he true sexuality and that he likes cock up the bum

God that guy is a good example of when Reece leaves the chat

by Harvey Davis AKA gay davis January 10, 2019