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This describes an observation that people with money and power get more of the same, unlike those who do not.
The wealthy politician said to his cronies, those who got gets, those who don't don't!
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IF UR BRO IS FUCKED....
Tell him to piss off and PLAY HIS FAVE GAME FORTNIGHT :OOOOOOOO
EVERY SINGLE FUCKING BOY LIKES THAT GAME IDMIT IT
Bro: Ohh hey sis
sis: Hey.....
bro: WANT SOME DRUGGSSS
Sis: wtf
bro: IMMA PLAY FORTNIGHT WITH ELLIOT NOW
Sis: *calls police* MY FUCKING BROTHERS ON DRUGS
Police: holy shit EMMA SOME DUDES ON FUCKING DRUGS
Sis: *in head* Should i tell them i can hear everything
police: CRAP WE'LL BE RIGHT THERE
Sis: k
bro: ELLIOT YOU MOTHER FUCKER
Police *Rings doorbelle*
Bro: ASHLEY GET THE FUCKING DOOR
Sis: no you
bro:FINE
Sis: few
bro: yes
sis: >:)
bro: wth
police : YOUR UNDER ARREST
Bro; why
police: Drugs,,
bro: SHIT
Police: *arrests*
THATS what happens if your bro is
A bro who is fucked
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A phrase used to describe snorting cocaine.
Man, we gotta Who's Line is it Anyway this shit before the cops find it!
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To point someone at his/her dubious offspring. If you don't know who your daddy is you'r probably a sonofa..
- "You bastard!"
- " Oh, yeah? Who's YOUR daddy ?"
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A term used in a situation where a major event has occurred and you have no idea what's going on.
(Someone was stabbed at a party)
M: Yo did you see that?
J: No, man! Who shot john?
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A term used when someone has a really ugly haircut.
"Look at that chicks hair."
"Nice hair, who cut the bush?"
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