why do guys have leg hair

So guys don’t get to close to each other

Why do guys have leg hair? Because you are gay if you feel another guys leg hair with your own

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why did you break my heart

typically the first thing that comes to mind when you think of a past gf or bf. when you remember all that was and could have been and then remember how they screwed it up so now you you just draw pictures of broken hearts and try not to cry when you pass them in the hall and they completely ignore you

boy/girl 1: hey that chick/dude looks exactly like (person 2's ex)!
*walk by*
boy girl 1: did you see that? they just completely ignored you!
boy/girl 2: (to ex) why did you break my heart?

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why do you suck so hard?

To ask someone "why do you suck so hard?" is a sexual pun that refers to oral sex sarcastically, while generally implying that the person just REALLY emphatically sucks.

You never want to party. Why do you suck so hard?

As if to say:
Why you gotta drag your teeth?
Maaaaan, you deeply SUCK.

You haven't been out with us in ages. Why do you suck so hard?

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This is why we can't have nice things

what do i need to say.

want an example of This is why we can't have nice things? urban dictionary would have been an better place if HORNY PEOPLE NEVER EXISTED

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Why did my definition get rejected?

So, you searched this because your definition got rejected, so it was probably bad. So, maybe try and make good ones.

Person 1: Why did my definition get rejected?
Person 2: I don't know, make better ones I guess?

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reasons why liv is the epicest qt

So Liv is your bff and the epicest qt, name every good thing about her-

1. She's my best friend -w-
2. She's also my father / daddy uwu
3. She can make people nut just by sending the right GIFs
4. She has ginger hair
5. She looks out for her friends
6. She is very funny ha ha
7. She relates to me quite a lot
8. She has freckles
9. She has a very epic voice
10. She is very swag at PvP
11. She's a very epic gamer
12. She's a very epic builder
13. She has a very epic bf
14. She's very good at drawing
15. She's very epic at dirt biking
16. She has a very big WAP

Jacob: Why is Liv the epicest qt?
Mally: The reasons why liv is the epicest qt are...
Jacob: I was kiddi-
Mally: Ahem...
Jacob: shit

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Why am I always right

Are you serious?

“WHY am I always right?” *google*

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