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Only the best freaking movie in the history of the world and your mom
a lot of gunfights and deaths one of the best scenes is where that one guy gets shot in the face young guns is truly the best
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Something that liberals and feminists like, and libertarians and conservatives hate. Liberals like it because of their naive, simplistic thinking: less guns, less violence. This simple assumption overlooks the fact that if someone has the balls to commit murder, they aren't going to be afraid of breaking a law against gun possession. Feminists love it; the gun is a phallic symbol and is a way of women controlling men.
Libertarians hate gun control, because making it a crime to merely own a gun and having hurt nobody is draconian at best. Conservatives hate it as well, because they all want to own guns and go out and kill liberals and feminists.
Most people call me a conservative when I say Michael Moore is the nut, not Charlton Heston... my beliefs are merely libertarian and common sense.
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When you are doing a girl doggy style (more points if its anal) and she is so tired that her arms have given up and she is laying facedown into the pillow. Just as you are about to ejaculate you grab both arms under the elbows, pull her back in an arcing fashion and in conjustion with your convulsion yell "KACK-KACK-KACK-KACK-KACK-KACK". Akin to Cuba Gooding Jr. in Pearl Harbor
Ian: So Matt, did you and Veronica get it on last night?
Matt: Shit man, I shot down charlies left and right while I was manning the guns
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When a female (or transgender or pre-op) ejaculates from their vagina. The vagina can then be called a 'squirt gun'.
"want to see me ejaculate from my squirt gun?"
"sure!"
" :D "
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epithet accorded to a large penis by someone seeing it
for the first time
"When we went into his bedroom, I saw his stun gun."
"He showed me his stun gun behind the soda machine in the
hall."
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