Rural Dictionary

Lawyer Smith

One who states everything as fact, especially statistics and figures. Also known as a Claven.

Don't listen to a word he says, he's just a Lawyer Smith.

by Andy Ritter January 21, 2003

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Kayleigh Smith is the probably the most wonderful person you will ever meet. She is so kind, loyal, and overall just beautiful. However she refuses to believe that she is beautiful because she’s very insecure and needs someone to remind her that she is. She is very generous and will always do her best to make her partner happy, if you have a Kayleigh Smith in your life, get her, despite whatever it is holding you back. It will be worth it.

Kayleigh Smith is so nice, were always laughing together!

by babyblueeyez January 11, 2018

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Jesse Smith

A man suffers from SDS (please refer to small dick syndrome). Says he’s in shape but we all know that baby fat is gone way before your 20. He also enjoys a very fruity appletini at times. Often referred to as a fruity person by friends.

Hey man stop being a “Jesse smith”

by George C. Mathews (professor) November 23, 2019

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Barney Smith

A ‘Barney Smith’ is a name given to homosexual or bisexual men alike when they are partaking in the most unsettling of sexual actions or trying to instigate rough anal sex with a passer by.

Person 1:Hey what’s Jack doing in his room? I can here screaming and banging and it sounds like handcuffs and chains are being used.

Person 2: oh don’t mind him, he’s just being a Barney Smith

by The Conductor of the Fun house January 19, 2021

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