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A man suffers from SDS (please refer to small dick syndrome). Says he’s in shape but we all know that baby fat is gone way before your 20. He also enjoys a very fruity appletini at times. Often referred to as a fruity person by friends.
Hey man stop being a “Jesse smith”
Maddi is the perfect girl for you. She loves to cuddle, is a badass, tries new things, and loves you till she dies. Yea sure, she might change her hair or her style of clothing etc, but deep down she wants to impress you and make you feel happy for having her in your life. She will sometimes have her hair color a dark red or a black depending on her mood.
Man #1: Dude aren’t you totally lovin’ Madison Smith’s hair?
A ‘Barney Smith’ is a name given to homosexual or bisexual men alike when they are partaking in the most unsettling of sexual actions or trying to instigate rough anal sex with a passer by.
Person 1:Hey what’s Jack doing in his room? I can here screaming and banging and it sounds like handcuffs and chains are being used.
Person 2: oh don’t mind him, he’s just being a Barney Smith
A super faggot that loves taking anal from majestic unicorns.
That guy over there is such a Paul Smith!
a jerk that every girl wants but gets heart broken
Allie: whats his name?
Ashlynn: Ethan Smith
Allie: probably his mom named him that because he is a jerk.
A very very Weed smoking little girl
I smoke weed everyday #420 blazed Dakota Smith woot woot
1. A phrase ordinarily used to refer to either the neighbour watching, or potentially watching, your sexual activities. The concept is usually phrased as a joke when you and your partner are having sex in a revealing area, such as a backyard verandah or with the blinds open.
2. Said as a joke, usually accompanied by a sexual gesture (i.e. a slap on the ass or imitating fingering your partner with two fingers), when wanting to fuck your partner in an area where the neighbour could see.
#1 - (said in backyard) Aww baby, i want to bury my balls in your ass!
#2 - Hahahaha - Mrs Smith!!!