i had fun with your mom

When you fuck someones mom

I had fun with your mom last night she gave me the good stuff

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Tell your mom I'm horny

When your riding a roller coaster or somthing and you get scared to yell tell your mom I'm horny.

(You riding a roller coaster ): ohh shhiiittt tell your mom I'm horny.

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there's a jinn up your mom's ass

A phrase used among Muslims, typically used as a means of derailing a conversation when one person says something particularly hurtful or annoying to the other.

Fatima: Mohammed, why do you sound like a retard whenever you speak?
Mohammed: there's a jinn up your mom's ass.

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that thing you do with your mom

sex, intercourse or other sexual things

I did that thing you do with your mom last night with your girlfriend.

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12 inches up your mom

A phrase to make a online bully shut up.

Jean: lol you're probably only 12.

Ryan: yeah I'm 12. 12 inches up your mom.

Jean:........

The sound your mom makes in bed

When your father and mother have a sexual intercourse.

The sound your mom makes in bed:
Mom: AhhhhHhhHh~
Dad: Ngh~
Mom: OH YEAH DADDY~
Dad: You like that~
Mom: Yes~ Daddy~ Harder~
Dad: You look so hot right now~
Mom: AhHH~
Dad: *cums*

Your moms favorite Minecraft seed

My penis

Sweeney loves your moms favorite Minecraft seed