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When you spend to much time in the pool and start to feel gross so you need to get out
“The pool is so nice but i need to get out im starting to feel pool sick”
Descriptive expression used when observing some unfortunate fucker who is so monstrously bosseyed that they have football pools eyes. One home and one away. Can be substituted for Pontoon Eyes, one twists and one sticks, or One on dip , One on full beam .
Did you notice the football pool eyes on that fecker? She doesnt know if its new year or New York , looking thru those fuckers
When you find a gem like no other gem and you let her know it because she's worth keeping forever.
Typical M fearlessly leaped while B cannon-balled as they decided to jump in the pool together.
Any small spherical fecal bolus within the rectum left after a premature contraction of the external sphincter. In general, this refers to a bolus that is too small to exert sufficient intrarectal pressure to trigger its own evacuation but large enough to be perceived by the individual. Upon subsequent rectal packing, and because they have become necrotic with age, these tend to form a black cap, much like a stocking hat, at the leading end of the next stool.
Bryan, I had to cut-off off that last shit early because I was going to be late for tennis practice. I didn’t get it all out and hence, a large tim pool will be first out tomorrow morning, black-capping my morning’s turd. I can’t wait to see it.
When a person swims majestically and proper around the pool while avoiding water to contact any part of their face.
(The "shirley-er") -"Let's go swimming! But I'm not getting my hair wet..."
(Random person) -"Oh, so are you going to shirley around the pool?"