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Best show besides iCarly and Victorious tf
5 year old me: I love Sam and Cat so much they're so funny! But Cat kinda suck at babysitting with her retarded ass ngl 😳
Me now: oh
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Sam Squared is a pair of Sam's.
The two Sam's are pretty much always together,
and can be found as the center of attention most of the time.
Because the Sam's are known as best friends they
are very similar and have lots in common.
Everyone loves them as individuals and especially when
they are together.
Sam Squared is a pair of two amazing Sam's that
are great.
And if lucky some people are greeted with a Samwitch.
Hey look there goes Sam Squared!
Here comes Sam Squared!
Hi Sam Squared.
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A sex act named for Ted Danson's womanizing bartender on the Sitcom "Cheers". To Perform the Sam Malone, a man receives fellatio from a woman (or man). He waits until he is near climax, then pulls out of his partner's mouth, and gouges them in the eyes with his pre-cum slickened unit, temporarily blinding them. He then pushes them down, finishes on their face, then stands up and yells "Cheers,Bitch!"
I gave my girlfriend the Sam Malone, and spent the night in a holding cell.
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a term used to describe the assisting que needed to make difficult shots on a pool table. It was given this name because it is primarely used by people named sam
"BRAH, this is going to be a tricky shot,...pass me the Sam-stick"
"Sam-stick? it's on the other side of the pool table"
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a crime fighting super hero, whose true identity is ham sandwich
look up in the sky..its a bird...its a ham sandwich, wait no its sam handwich
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Def. 1: An advanced sexual maneuver where while mid coitus the man, or other penetrating member, fully extracts his phallus from the vaginal cavity and then proceeds, gathering all of his weight and with maximum velocity, to thrust said phallus into the unsuspecting anal cavity of his sexual partner without breaking rhythm and, ideally, achieving full penetration. The act is then consummated with shower tears and a feeble apology.
Def. 2: Used to describe overcoming a difficult situation (or 'Sam Jam') with confidence and mental fortitude.
'Tired of his vanilla sex life Matthew thought it wise to surprise his girlfriend with a well timed Sam Ram. Unfortunately his aim was not true and ended up in a painful Sam Jam.'
'Worried they would get fired from work for incompetence James and Michael decided to pin all of their work on their hardworking co-worker Chris, under threat of a Tag-Team Sam Ram. Chris, terrified, quietly agreed. James and Michael proceeded to celebrate the fact that they had successfully Sam Rammed that situation.'
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The Original Bad Ass Mother Fucker, otherwise known as BAMF
Damn Sam Fishers the difinition of BAMF
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