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When a kidney stone is stuck in the urethra, you ejaculate on a girls face, causing the stone to exit and hit her. Similar to shooting a turkey while hunting, and a play on the term "money shot".
The kidney stone became unstuck when my girl took a turkey shot.
When a guy tries to turkey slap you but you catch it instead.
My boy friend tried to turkey slap me but i turkey catched it because of my fast reflexes.
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The sound a male turkey makes to attract his bitches
Ie: blalbalbgartyysjl.... I wanna ruffle your feathers
The male turkey gurbbled for his bitches
A dumb hoe that can’t teach me shit in English class
I hate fat turkey she’s so racist
When a woman is so extremely good looking, that you take her home for Thanksgiving dinner. When you are sitting at the table with your entire family around,you can't hold back the sexual tension. You SWEEP the turkey from the table, in order to clear room on the dinning table. You then commence intercourse while your entire family, watches you commit the act.
Jennifer Aniston is a turkey sweeper.
A person who gets turned on by mating turkeys
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An aggressive or excessive masturbator
Dang *blank* is such a jerky turkey.
The act of artificial insemination with a turkey baster.
"Kirsti wants a baby, but she doesn't want to have to have a man to do it, so she turkey bastin' it."