sweaty bed monkey

Your boyfriend after a particularly energetic bout of love making.

My sweaty bed monkey took me to dinner first.

Murphy Bed That Dick

When you’re having an intense game of backgammon and the mother fuckers are taking too long to finish it, you quickly slam shut the backgammon set on dudes dick like a Murphy bed.

“You’re taking too long to finish this game, Jim” said David. “I know but we’re almost done and we can ride scooters to dollar general.” Jim quickly replied. “Good because in 5 more minutes I’m going to Murphy Bed That Dick.”

“Oh man, I better hurry!” Jim cried.

Bed-Up

A sit up or push up done in bed because you are to lazy to do them on the floor.

"oh damn it's 12'oclock"

"I have not yet exercised and am to tired to actually complete a proper workout"
"I will just do a few bed-ups, that will keep me feeling good about myself"

bed raggle

the act of making the bed while some person lies underneath while you parachute the sheets, pleasure to many joy to all

aka also can be a term for sex in the bed

friend: wanna bed raggle?
me: no

family: wanna bed raggle
me: sure

loft bed

Loft bed is a fancy name for a bunk bed. Meant for the use of a college dorm, children or guys who try to make a career out of skateboarding.

I went to this guys house after the bar but faked an emergency when I saw his loft bed.

shook the bed

getting Fucked over.

You shouldn't have shook the bed

out of the big bed

term which aptly describes the status of a husband who is in mondo big trouble with the misses ....

(see David Letterman, Sen. John Edwards)

After three days of observing him awaken for work from his office couch, the entire office knew Paul was officially out of the big bed....