Bloody Mary Lincoln

While a girl is having her period she knocks her boyfriend out, squats over his forehead, and wipes her bloody vagina juices on him, then shaves his pubes and sprinkles them over his forehead for the bangs. Then she finishes him off by tying a bonnet on his head.abe lincoln

My girlfriend gave me a Bloody Mary Lincoln last night and I still have blood dried to my forehead.

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sunday, bloody sunday

A U2 song based on the massacre of bloody sunday. They perform it brilliantly at the Vertigo tour

Sunday, Bloody Sunday was such a good way for U2 to point out the injustice of that day

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Bloody Red Sock

Very similar to the donkey punch in which while having anal sex you punch the unlucky lady in the back of the head causing her asshole to contract. Only in this instance, you immediately pull out as her asshole contracts forcing her bloody rectum to be pulled out with your dick.

"Dude, I gave that bitch the Bloody Red Sock last night that's why she's walking funny"

"My asshole is killing me, that prick Kevin gave me a bloody red sock last night"

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bloody hatchet wound

Slang term for the female cunt; esp. if that pussy's owner is on the rag.

Don't fuck Jessica tonight; she has a bloody hatchet wound and you'll get your dick covered in her menstruation!!!

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Bloody Butt Nugget

During the act of taking a painful shit the turd tears appart your insides causing a immense pain and significant anal bleeding. The turd is then coated in a juicy red liquid.

I just seriously shit a painful bloody butt nugget.

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Birmingham bloody buddy

The act of having intercourse with a female who is on their period, and then using the blood as lubricant to perform anal sex.

Hey did you have fun last night?
Yeh, totally gave her a Birmingham bloody buddy

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bloody mushroom stamp

While having vaginal intercourse with a female who is currently going through her minstrel cycle, you remove your penis and violently smack it on her forehead. This action results in a red mushroom like stamp on the females forehead.

Craig Boggs is a true dogg! He was banging this chick last night and he gave her a bloody mushroom stamp! Doubt she ever calls him back.