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When you going to workout at the gym.
I'm going to go get the chicken real quick.
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A university that is known either to be in the middle of nowhere, known to be low income, or known not to educate their students very well.
Dad: "hey son, did you find a college to go to?"
son: "yes dad, I am going to study at Southeastern College."
Dad:"son, don't go to that college, its a Chicken College
when you get so fucked up so you jump in the shower to sober up. the shower then turns into a bath. the warm water washes over your body. you become nauseous. you puke up your chicken quesadilla. now you are in a tub of your digested chicken.
“Dude no way - last night Bryan got so fucked up he went chicken tubbing again.”
Well you know, girlfriend, he was able enough in bed but I just don't go for that chicken club look. I like my men *hairy*!
That wing you find in your order that really isn't quite a chicken wing and may not even be chicken in the first place.
Out of the 12 wings I ordered only 11 were wing and 1 was a chicken asshole.
Equivilant to cow grissle; it's nasty
I bit of in some chicken and go a mouth full of chicken nussle.
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to jerk off, masturbate
stop squeezing the chicken