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A cranberry Redbull mixed with Bacardi Limon
Bartender, I'll have a jerry's car on the rocks
A hot little man, that I really enjoy speaking to and chatting to. Occasionally sends me picture of his shoe, with flash. Very hot. Everyone hope they can be with him, but I claim his heart already even though he don’t like me in that way probably. Bella still like Jerry and will get him 😉 luv u
Me: Hey, Jerry. How’s life?
Jerry: lemme send u a shoes pic
Me: omfg thank u so fucking much papi I love u
Jerry: no worries :) ur a cool person; let’s meet
Me: omg yes!!!! Really?!?! When?
Jerry: no lol
Asian jerry with nice shoe.
Someone who is in love with the music of Jerry Garcia from the Grateful Dead.
That feller is good one right there, loves The Dead, true Jerry Bro..
Legendary talk show host Jerry Springer has died, according to a statement from his family shared with multiple outlets. He was 79.
Talk show host Jerry Springer dies at 79: Reporting
When a girl sits on your lap and busts out a big hot fart.
My girlfriend and I were at the bar and my girlfriend gave me a mushroom jerry and I felt the rumble.
When a woman has a sexual interest in a older man preferably 65+. Grey hair and wrinkled skin are a must.
Girl 1: Omg you won’t believe who Amy is sleeping with! Girl 2: Who? Girl 1:Well let’s just say she has a Jerry Care fetish. Girl 2: Omg that’s disgusting!!
To attach, whether by tying down or other means, one object to another in order to increase the object's function and/or mobility.
This term's origins can be traced back to World War II and the use of Jerry cans by American troops.
Jerry cans were attached to GI "jeeps" using straps, tie downs and/or other improvised means; hence the term "Jerry-rig(ged)".
"Use the bungee cord to Jerry-rig this thing to that other thing and let's get out of here!"