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The imaginary penis, a lesbian thinks with when she’s checking out women
That bird had a face like the elephant man’s ball bag! Mind you, she had massive bangers, long legs and dressed like a Trollope. Linda must’ve been thinking with her phantom phallus when she hit on that munter!
Someone hawking up phlegm close by but you don't see them.
I was trying to watch that movie in the theatre last night but some phantom hawker kept ruining it.
I couldn't eat my meal at the restaurant, some phantom hawker put me off my food.
Having one of your facebook friends "un-friend" you, and you can't figure out who the hell it was.
Yesterday my friend count was 388. Today it's 387, but who left? Yet again the victim of the phantom Face-diss.
girl #1: lets hang with phantom bro
girl #2: no no, he’s karlas
That feeling you get when you think your phone is ringing in your pocket. But it isn't.
I was hoping for her call but it was only a phantom vibrate
The appearance of chacne(chest acne) which occurs as a result of stubble from a shorn chest under a tightly fitting shirt.
I hate these dri-fit shirts; they show Phantom Chacne waaaayyyyy worse than cotton t’s.
A person who is acting, & dressing into a sexual character like a super hero, but has a soft limp pens as a silly super power.
Last night I dressed up as the phlacid phantom and role played with my wife.