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What Americans and Canadians call Football that's not their own Football

The Unites States International Soccer Team, Major-League Soccer, Canada International Soccer Team

by 426911 March 24, 2023


Soccer

Soccer is for people who retire from playing football and move to either of the American, Australian and Canadian league.

Omg dude let's play some soccer.

by Dylanlm November 19, 2022


Soccer

Literally THE BEST SPORT EVERRRRRRR!
Why do u even need to look this up just go play this awesome sport.

Warning: if you play soccer you are likely to endure multiple concussions

by Miss Lave Cake June 23, 2021


Soccer

Soccer is the most gay sport on planet. Because u only run and kick a ball. No defense & no major skill needed. In fact Soccer player are jerking off on gay porn. And they all have small dicks.(last year there was a pic of chiellinis dick).Usually they only can run fast. They can't jump and are weak little pussies.

Dan: "I play soccer and I have a very small dick."
Lisa:"How long is it?"
Dan:" It is about 1.5 inches long."

by GaySoccerDudeWithSmallDick January 30, 2020


Soccer

A loud and proud LGBTQ+ activity where a bunch of girly Europeans kick a ball around for way too long. Somehow popular today, soccer is known for being incredibly ridiculous.

Did you know that Greg plays soccer? I wonder if his parents know he’s gay yet.

by TapSnaporNap May 8, 2024


Soccer

The wrong way to say football

Person 1: hey do you want to play soccer?
Person 2: ITS FOOTBALL YOU UNCULTURED SWINE

by I_eat_dick October 15, 2021


Soccer

The sport where you don’t actually know when someone is hurt or is just whining for the player to get a yellow card.

Soccer

by eight trillion cookies July 31, 2019