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The addition of exaggerated and/or fabricated facts to an average story.
Average story: Stephanie likes watermelons.
Story with "Simon Spice": Stephanie had sex with three dudes in a watermelon field.
He is really charming. He is nice to everyone.
I want to describe him as a attractive man I never seen before.
A talented human being. He tries the things that he really want.
He loves animal. You will never forget him.
Even boys love him. Many people's fantasize him .
He struggles sometimes but can overcome if he don't want give up. Don't let things hurt you. He is fun tho. Blessed with a beautiful smile.
Can be tough. Might transform into alien, joke.
Don't chase other people. Be who you are.
Help yourself so you can tend to avoid drowning yourself.
It's okay to cry and it makes you stronger.
Ken: Yoh bro, why you're so cute tell me.
Rui Simon: Should I tell you?
Ken: Yeah
Rui: Pay me first!
Somebody who had the misfortune of being placed in silver, even though they played fairly decently.
Wow, we're playing against a lot of Simon-level players, what a misfortune!
Nina Simone can refer to a 9×19mm (9 millimeter)
As said from $crim of the $uicideboy$ “Nina simone up on my ear while I debate to take my life”
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Joe Simon is a intelligent, handsome, athletic, great burger maker. Weird, stubborn, and hard headed. He makes the weirdest, most out of pocket jokes ever. He has the biggest heart ever. He eats because he's sad, and is sad because he's fat. He is transparent, honest, and doesn't care what others think of him. He is him.
Tony: "My car is broken."
Bob: "You need a Joe Simon."