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Basically, this is a person who looks like Alf. This is a complete asshole, and individual who should be shot if ever seen. Apparently this person also thinks he is "God's gift to women" but last time i checked...no one is into dating alien life forms. So...shoot him if you see him..and if he survives..shoot him again. YUCK!!!
I think i wanna puke becuase i just saw Dustin Rose!
Quick get a gun! It's Alf!! No wait..it's Dustin Rose!
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A pro-life activist who sees abortion for what it really is - a way for men to keep controlling women, and for rich white people to keep the black population in control. Also poses as a minor in various sting operations to expose the true colors of Planned Parenthood in regards to child abuse. Love or hate her, you can't ignore her.
"Hi, I'm this 15 year old girl's pimp, and she got pregnant. What do you suggest?"
"Get an abortion and don't tell anybody."
15 days later....
"Congrats, you're on youtube!"
"Lila Rose? Fuuuuuuuuu....."
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a slang term for a woman's clitoris.
I licked her rose bud and made her come so hard.
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how to make a frozen rose
1) a woman must take a used tampon covered with blood
2) put it into the freezer
3) wait till it's frozen (meanwhile, prepare an other one)
4) when it's frozen pul it out of the fridge
5) find a suitable target ( usualy your boyfriend, a gay guy, a straight-edge, an emo or your brother in law.) (require a large anus)
6) now remove his pants
7) make him bow forward
8) escuse yourself for your cold hands
9) now quickly take the tampon and insert it quickly in his ass while he dont expect it.
0) shout a mighty FROZEN ROSE!!!
now you laught and enjoy
Maria: hey bob, i love you, and you have a nice ass.
Bob: thanks.
Maria: mind if i have a look at it?
Bob: Hell no, enjoy it.
Maria: Thanks, can you bow forward.
Bob: Sure.
Maria: please excuse my cold hands.
Bob: What?
Bob: What The Hell!
Maria: FROZEN ROSE!!
Bob: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Maria: all your base are belong to us!
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Fuck $C. Fuck $C. Fuck $C.
The Rose Bowl.
Fuck $C.
Fuck $C.
Fuck $C.
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The act of ejaculating on the stem of an uncut rose, than impregnating an unsuspecting teen by forcibly sticking the rose in their genitals, swabbing it around so to rub the semen off in her ovaduct, and pulling it out.
Mickey Rourke: Danny! You bought me a rose! How sweet!
Danny Trejo: Don't touch! It's covered in... me...
Mickey Rourke" What the hell?! What's your problem?!
Danny Trejo: I'm going to give Miley Cyrus the good old horny rose (wink wink)!
Mickey Rourke: Why the hell would you do that?!
Danny Trejo: Someone's gotta pass on the Trejo legacy!
Mickey Rourke: Is she old enough to take care of a kid?
Danny Trejo: If she were, would it technically be the horny rose?
Mickey Rourke: I guess not. Hey, man, I gotta go!
Danny Trejo: Why?
Mickey Rourke: Because this Urban Dictionary example is getting far too long.
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Something that is beautiful, but smells like roses dipped in caca!
That chick is so hot but smells like a emily rose..
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