1.) Noun: when its smells like a really bad fart and there is not an anus in site for miles!
2.)Verb: when your friend farts and will not admit it.
noun or verb.
3.) Exclamation: When in a two-person conversation, someone smells a fart and is sure they did not pass wind but is not sure if the other person has, he/she may exclaim ghost anus to dismiss the idea that the awful smell is in fact from him/her.
Verb: Dude. did you just ghost anus all over that bald man's head?
Noun: It smells like ghost anus in this museum.
Exclamation:
Alexys: So that is pretty much all that really matters in my mind
Sam: Ghost Anus
When someone can turn around and put a finger in their own anus
Jimmy turned around one night and his finger went up his ass, resulting in a rear anus situation.
When someone converts another person to their way of political ideology, not through persuasion, but through offering bumming.
- Hey Bri how's it going with that hot copper?
- I suspect he might be a Tory so it may be time to prepare the Conversion Anus
Someone that has a picture perfect butthole.
Or when you're so drunk you misheard your friend who said "I ate a model"
They have the perfect butthole.
Guy: To have a steady fuck buddy in the gay community you have to look like a model. I look like I ate a model.
Me: Did you just say you're an anus model?
Making a puppet from dry or chapped butt cheeks.
During a night of intense sexaul exploration. I decided to introduce my girl to life long friend, Anus McFlackus.
The act of varying when performing ass to mouth.
Everything was going well antill he produced the most putrid anus aurora I have ever encountered
The true love of your own anus leading too enlightenment
Dude i was 4 {fingers into my anus when it hit me and thats how i found inner peace.
i call it the Anus way