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To make the most out a situation in such a way as to piss people off. To milk it, to take the piss.
He got a cushy number but he had to go and tear the arse out of it, so he got sacked.
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Extremely blootered as in pished or rubbered Used by musicians to describe their individual state of being during a performance.
Hi man! how did the gig go last night? I can't remember I was absolutely rat-arsed by the end.
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For when a footprint isn't big enough. We don't have kinds, we don't care about yours, and we aren't going to live for ever. Disregard for the environment to an extent no longer covered by 'Carbon Footprint'. Also: Carbon Ass Groove (US)
Every light in the house has to be on? Are you working on your Carbon Arse Groove?
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A person that is shorter than the average male for his era and has an attitude because of his stunted growth. Any human male under 5'9" is classed as a 'short-arse'. Only when they have the related attitude problem (otherwise known as 'short-man-syndrome') can they class themselves as a short-arse-twat.
Most short-arse-twats normally try to 'big up' their actions, have loud unbearable ringtones and pretend to know it all in a bid to get themselves noticed.
Barry: "This guy came up to me the other day and said he had pulled 3 girls the night before and shagged them all throughout the night."
Paul: "Do you believe him?"
Barry: "Not really."
Paul: "Was he short?"
Barry: "Yes he was"
Paul: "don't worry about it, the 'short arse twat' would have been lying to impress you.
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Phrs. Back to front. British Origin.
"Ow! My back has been hurting me ever since I fell down the apples and pears arse about tit!
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Similar to an Arse Blast, but this time they follow through.
John: "Say whats that smell Tom?"
Tom: "You don't want to know mate", Taking in the fumes from the crevice where his penis once stood.
John: "Let me guess, Sloppy Arse Blast?"
Tom: "You got it!"
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When someone finds sexual pleasure in getting stabbed in the arse during rough seggsy time.
I have an arse stabbing kink so can Oli london oppar stab me in the arse so i can bust a nut?
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