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When a bagel gets peanut butter put on it.
Disrespectful, just don't do it. Don't be a hero, just put on cream cheese like a normal person.
Putting peanut butter on a bagel is like pooping on the floor; pooping isn't a bad thing, the floor isn't a bad thing, but put the two together and you get a bad thing.
When my partner puts peanut butter on their bagels, I proceed to throw them in the garbage. Then I throw the bagel in the garbage as well.
Prescott: Yo', did you see Jalwan left?
Prepper: I did, sawdy bagels
A term used by losers to define a person who has saggy breasts or a fat person in general.
Dude, you're a Saggy bagel
I don't care, you're a loser -___-
Used to describe an anus slightly coated in shit.
Would you like to come back to mine for a marmite bagel?
Your marmite bagel last night was phenomenal
You will never touch my marmite bagel again
Someone who’s two-faced and acts different around different people.
“Oh my god, she’s such a half-bagel-bitch.”
The most heavenly concoction of bagel and sauce and cheese and oregano that hides your crazy and gets you dates.
Bring a surplus of pizza bagels to those who are not pregnant and leave with a significant other.