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When a bagel gets peanut butter put on it.
Disrespectful, just don't do it. Don't be a hero, just put on cream cheese like a normal person.
Putting peanut butter on a bagel is like pooping on the floor; pooping isn't a bad thing, the floor isn't a bad thing, but put the two together and you get a bad thing.
When my partner puts peanut butter on their bagels, I proceed to throw them in the garbage. Then I throw the bagel in the garbage as well.
Prescott: Yo', did you see Jalwan left?
Prepper: I did, sawdy bagels
A term used by losers to define a person who has saggy breasts or a fat person in general.
Dude, you're a Saggy bagel
I don't care, you're a loser -___-
Someone who’s two-faced and acts different around different people.
“Oh my god, she’s such a half-bagel-bitch.”
Used to describe an anus slightly coated in shit.
Would you like to come back to mine for a marmite bagel?
Your marmite bagel last night was phenomenal
You will never touch my marmite bagel again
The most heavenly concoction of bagel and sauce and cheese and oregano that hides your crazy and gets you dates.
Bring a surplus of pizza bagels to those who are not pregnant and leave with a significant other.