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Also known as the opposite of a “stale bagel”, a ripe bagel is the freshly made baked dough with a hole in the middle commonly known as a bagel.
Person 1- Hey can I get a bagel? Person 2- yea sure we sell only the best ripe bagels!
Used to describe an anus slightly coated in shit.
Would you like to come back to mine for a marmite bagel?
Your marmite bagel last night was phenomenal
You will never touch my marmite bagel again
Someone who’s two-faced and acts different around different people.
“Oh my god, she’s such a half-bagel-bitch.”
The most heavenly concoction of bagel and sauce and cheese and oregano that hides your crazy and gets you dates.
Bring a surplus of pizza bagels to those who are not pregnant and leave with a significant other.