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Amazing Race Birthday Party

Special event where well-meaning housewife attempts to put her creativity and organizational skills to the test in order to expand her child's peer group. Her realization that the TV show is highly edited and actually combines days and days of footage into a tightly packed hour coincides with her forehead slapping self-deprecations about not ordering an online plan for the party and trying to save 10 bucks to do it herself.

Amazing race birthday party www.amazingraceparty.com

by partyprofessor September 8, 2009

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i got a new birthday

A life or death experience where you personally believe you should have died, basically given another life or a second chance at it.

"P1: Yo bro i got a new birthday last week
P2: What you talking about

P1: We crashed at 100mph, I could've been a goner"

by pippipedup December 30, 2021


4 day birthday rule

Rule that only applies to your closest bestest friends and gives them the power to bestow their birthday wishes not on your big day but within 4 days of you being born.

E.g. Hey Kate, couldn't wish you on your day but am calling now - I invoke the 4 day birthday rule.

by Burnerme December 1, 2018


happy birthday tidal wave

When you're at school and one of your friends in the class wishes you happy birthday outloud, reminding the others, that you born that day, and they all start saying happy birthday.

"do you want another happy birthday tidal wave next year?"
"no thanks, and please next time don't say it outloud, it is so awkward"

by ihateschoolsobadlyomfg October 14, 2013

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


birthday greeting batch processing

To process in batch the sending of multiple birthday wishes to one's external friends on facebook.

Ah, look: I have EIGHT friends with birthdays today...
Hmm, looks like its time for a bit of birthday greeting batch processing...
*Copies and pastes the same text: "Happy Birthday have a great day! :)" into every 'say happy birthday' box*

by Captain Capable August 15, 2012


A slice of grandma's birthday cake

pot.

"Where can I get a slice of grandma's birthday cake?"

"I'm dying for a big fat slice of grandma's birthday cake"

Grandpappy's cough syrup = booze
Grandma's birthday cake = pot

by jasperburger June 5, 2009

6๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tilly birthday 15th October

The day my bsf becomes 15!!!! Lyyy,Meg

Tilly birthday 15th October is the day she is born on.

by Meg123bsf February 3, 2021

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž